“ugh omg i hate my life so much i’m so ugly and fat and no one loves me ugh”, whispers the 15 year old girl to herself as she tries on another pair of size 00 jeans with her attractive and loving boyfriend waiting for her to finish outside the dressing room so he can drop her off at her 3 story house so she can go on her 15 inch macbook pro to continue her life as a self diagnosed depressed teenage blogger
Tali:Shepard, we must destroy the geth! Those damn synthetics think they can rebel against Quanian superiority? We'll show them! Who cares if we enslaved them and then massacred them in their millions when they wanted freedom?! They. need. to. die.
Fandom:Isn't she just so precious?!!
Javik:Look at all these primitive races. The Prothean race were wiped out by the reapers so why would you think that your puny race will fare any better? Ha, you think I care about what you're going through, Liara? Why would I care about an inferior creature like yourself? The Protheans were superior in every way. I am superior in every way. Never forget that.
Fandom:WHAT A HUNK, UNF. He's such a complex and interesting character. Javik x my genitalia OTP!!! <3
Ashley:Well if I'm honest I don't think we should totally trust Wrex and Garrus straight away because, you know, their kind have been known to be less than kind with us humans. As for Liara well...I don't know man, she's the daughter of a really terrible person...but I trust your judgement, Shepard...and if Wrex and Garrus treat me with respect, I will do the same.
Fandom:FUCKING RACIST BITCH HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY PRECIOUS GARRUS' INTENTIONS YOU CUNT I'M GLAD I HAD THE OPTION TO KILL YOU OFF AT VIRMIRE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE HAHAHA INFACT I'M GOING TO WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF YOU DYING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW HAHAHAIJBXNDSKJBDEWKSF DIE RACIST DIE SIHFZBHEWSFJKF
me:Wow fandom, I wish I had the option to leave YOU to die at Virmire