you are the arbiter, the will of the prophets

July 2012

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#WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#WHOA BABY

Jun 30, 201224,784 notes

• mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
• me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

Jun 30, 2012146,096 notes

June 2012

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reefur:

“ugh omg i hate my life so much i’m so ugly and fat and no one loves me ugh”, whispers the 15 year old girl to herself as she tries on another pair of size 00 jeans with her attractive and loving boyfriend waiting for her to finish outside the dressing room so he can drop her off at her 3 story house so she can go on her 15 inch macbook pro to continue her life as a self diagnosed depressed teenage blogger

Jun 30, 20129,039 notes

im so hip im practically a pelvis

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#eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee skunky

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#Musclebob Buffpants

Jun 30, 20120 notes

#yep

portkey:

the power of beyoncé

Jun 30, 2012806 notes

Play

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#aw yey

Listen

buttfluff:

suckmyphallus:

JAHUDJH MY FAVOURITE POST EVRR

Jun 30, 201236,214 notes

Play

Jun 30, 20121,196 notes

#SO PRECIOUS #GOD

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#mass effect #me3 ec dlc #extended cut #spoilers #WAH

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nosdrinker:

let’s talk about how small a can of soda looks like in shaq’s hand

Jun 30, 201217,390 notes