April 2012
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March 2012
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Shepard: Sorry, if you were human, you'd both be called the mother, regardless of which one gave birth.
Aethyta: Well, I'm not human, am I? Anthropocentric bag of dicks.
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And now, an email that a college just sent me:
“Hi Viatoria,
Owls are wise. They’re not going to miss the chance to get thousands of dollars for college by filling out a form that takes less than thirty minutes. That’s not wise.”
The subject of the email was “Owling So That You Will File Your FAFSA”.
I don’t understand. Colleges are so stupid. AND FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS NOT VIATORIA.
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